Our average customer is 22 👩🎤

Sometimes online commenters are confused about why someone old enough to be using a vibrator would want discreet delivery. We're really happy for those people, because that means they can't relate to the economy many of us live in! The fact is, about half of American adults under thirty live with their parents (others live with roommates). They deserve access to the same products as anyone else, without fear of awkwardness or embarrassment.

Okay, but why plushies? Well, we like them. They're also the best decoy that can fit different shaped toys without rattling noise, not add too much extra weight and shipping cost, and still be fun and usable after delivery!

Recently we had the idea to get a rough statistical age average of our customers from order emails. A lot of email addresses end with a four digit year. Our awesome technical team wrote a script to take all the likely birth years from order emails and calculate the average.

Woo comp sci! Details: To filter for emails with ending numbers that are likely birth years, the number can't be higher than 2015. It's a bit absurd to think a number could represents an 8 year old browsing and buying adult products with a credit card, rather than say the year someone created another throwaway email. The number also can't be lower than 1990, just to air on the side of safety 😅

The result we got from all of our orders?

22 (21.65625).